antisociallysplendid:

someone-not-me:

dent-arthur-dent:

drarna:

i love how the two most cited love stories of all time are romeo & juliet and titanic and they both involve teenagers who knew each other for less than a week

and Leonardo DiCaprio played the male lead in both them.

Without winning an oscar for either

somehow we always end up here

kuzuryuusan:

i hate when you’re outside and the sun

daftpostpunk:

my dying words better be “im going ghost”

lanxs:

help

lanxs:

help

illkim:

partynauseous:

partynauseous:

ThE nEw TeAcHeR iS sOoO hOt

IM SUCH A FUCKING STALKER


Are you in a fucking locker

illkim:

partynauseous:

partynauseous:

ThE nEw TeAcHeR iS sOoO hOt

IM SUCH A FUCKING STALKER

Are you in a fucking locker

dejacoendou:

hey-doesnt-he-rap:

chicken-nuggets-galore:

Do twins have the same sized dick?

now we’re asking the real questions

As a twin, I can say my dick is definitely bigger than my sister’s.

societysdemon:

wrywlf:

calluvion:

Imagine this: You’re sitting in your animation history class. Your professor says that your classmate who sits two empty seats away from you is going to show his animation. Joy!

Then, projected ten feet tall in glorious HD, is an autobiographical piece about his life problems and his manic pixie dream girl purple skunk girlfriend. Complete with fade to black sex. And masturbation scene.

Imagine that and you will know a fraction of my pain.

holy piss

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHBIM0UvJ6U

This is the link

redthebear:

dennys:

*sigh* hi, welcome to goth denny’s. i’m your server, raven, you can like, sit down or something *sigh*

Is Dennys roleplaying now, what the literal fuck

redthebear:

dennys:

*sigh* hi, welcome to goth denny’s. i’m your server, raven, you can like, sit down or something *sigh*

Is Dennys roleplaying now, what the literal fuck

Anonymous said: i will be ur ass

masterscaryghost said: suck my ass fag