i love how the two most cited love stories of all time are romeo & juliet and titanic and they both involve teenagers who knew each other for less than a week
and Leonardo DiCaprio played the male lead in both them.
Without winning an oscar for either
somehow we always end up here
i hate when you’re outside and the sun
my dying words better be “im going ghost”
ThE nEw TeAcHeR iS sOoO hOt
IM SUCH A FUCKING STALKER
Are you in a fucking locker
Do twins have the same sized dick?
now we’re asking the real questions
As a twin, I can say my dick is definitely bigger than my sister’s.
Imagine this: You’re sitting in your animation history class. Your professor says that your classmate who sits two empty seats away from you is going to show his animation. Joy!
Then, projected ten feet tall in glorious HD, is an autobiographical piece about his life problems and his manic pixie dream girl purple skunk girlfriend. Complete with fade to black sex. And masturbation scene.
Imagine that and you will know a fraction of my pain.
This is the link
*sigh* hi, welcome to goth denny’s. i’m your server, raven, you can like, sit down or something *sigh*
Is Dennys roleplaying now, what the literal fuck